B. Lorenzo Buckinchere
Nov 2, 2025
Have you ever noticed that the amount of churches in any given city varies by zip code? For example, poorer neighborhoods have more churches (seems like there is one on every corner like a bodega). But tell me how many churches you are able to find in wealthier neighborhoods. I shall wait but I wonât hold my breath.
This is not only true within any one country, but also among countries on an international scale. Why do you think all these self-proclaimed âProsperity Prophetsâ are setting up churches all over Nigeria, but not in Denmark?
Why do you think that Ireland, Mexico, and Italy are predominantly catholic, while âwhiterâ countries are more protestant? The same general concept is true in the United States. The only difference is that we have football, and they have soccer.
Ever wonder why that is? Itâs that way by design. Letâs explore some of the historical, geographical, and socio-economic reasons why that is the case.
First of all, wealthy neighborhoods do have churches. But there are very few of them, usually historical landmarks from the time of early settlements in that neighborhood. They are either thoroughly spaced out, or there is only one church, and itâs out on the main boulevard. Either way, their neighborhood is not saturated with a bunch of churches, and I canât exactly say that I blame them. If I had a million bucks, I wouldnât waste my time going to church either.
Is it any wonder then, that the wealthy are much further ahead than most normies? And by much further, I do mean light years ahead.
The poor are poor because they inherently have a victim mindset. They say that the laws of a country are not made in the parliament of that country, but in its pubs. With that said, the men of most countries spend their Saturday nights in the pubs of their cities drowning their sorrows in a bottle and commiserating among themselves that they donât have any money.
Then the very next day, their wives drag them to church kicking and screaming. They are forced to give away 10% of their earnings to people who are already rich, and who donât pay taxes, just so those people can give them false hope to put their trust in a deity outside of themselves to provide for all of their needs.
All while using their tides to live in one of the historical parts of town where there is only one church. And also to be able to send their kids to college so they one day become your boss and make your life more miserable while you are still stuck at church looking for an answer.
But while commiserating with other men at the pub on Saturday night, they are supposedly âholding each other accountable,â by saying things like, âman up,â or âlife is hard,â or âtake it like a champ,â or âwhat doesnât kill you makes you stronger,â and on it goes. Youâve heard it all before, havenât you?
Or they might say, âyou actually like it easy, you ainât no real man.â Or, âoh, you just want to leave us all behind for one of those fancy homes in the suburbs. See, I always knew your ass was gay.â Do you know what all those crude remarks are a part of?
Have you ever heard of a little something called, âPoverty Pride?â Itâs when you think that hardship makes you stronger, and that softness makes you weak. They literally equate self-care and elegance to weakness.
Itâs actually quite pathetic. But I also understand that it is just a coping mechanism to face the daily reality of oneâs lot in life being less than what theyâd hoped for. Poor men have historically had many coping mechanisms for dealing with the reality of their appointed lot.
Those who donât drink and beat their wives when they are broke, end up taking it out on their drinking buddies at the pub. Or on the segregated members of society whom they have appointed the permanent underclass of society. Be it African-Americans in the Jim Crow south, or the jews of nazi Germany, or the Romani people of Romania, more famously referred to as gypsies.
Then there are the prosperity preachers who âset up shopâ in depressed communities for the sake of exploiting the peopleâs need to believe that their sustenance somehow lies in the hands of something outside of themselves.
The city planners allow them to do so, and they donât charge them taxes for it, because they say itâs not for profit. Yet, they get to buy a fancy car every year and send their kids to college. The actual church building may be not for profit, but the pastorâs salary surely is (or should be).
What the prosperity prophets say may sound good to the ears of those who are hungry and desperate. âHold faith! That job is coming!â Or some may say, âThat promotion is coming! That rich, handsome man is coming with the ring and the keys to the mansion.â You get the idea.
By the way, these so-called prophets love to target poor single mothers living in the ghetto. But what they are actually teaching is learned helplessness on a massive scale.
The primary danger of learned helplessness is that anyone who appears like they are coming to help you is really only coming to control you. And if you donât comply, they will take it away, as well they should. Itâs their resource and you must learn to do for yourself.
When they have you standing at the altar, and they are prophesying over your life, how come they never actually say, âyou are going to go back to school,â or âyou have what it takes to start your own business?â
They never actually tell you how smart and capable you are. But they are always quick to say, âThat job is coming! That man is coming! That visa is coming!â
Now hereâs the thing to remember. The wealthy pamper themselves without apology. Life is too short, and they work too damn hard for their money not to be able to enjoy it.
So the next time the prosperity preacher tells you that your blessing is right around the corner, you just gotta have faith and give us 10% of your earnings.
Or the next time your loser friends at the pub tell you to tough it out like a man, tell them to tell the prosperity preacher to tough it out. Tell them to tell their boss at work who lives in the historical one-church neighborhood to take it like a man, and see how quickly they donât get their asses fired.
They always have unsolicited advice for the powerless that conveniently puts the blame right back on the sufferer. Donât you think that makes them cowardly hypocrites?
In the end, no one is coming to save you. Not your parents. Not your boss. Not your church. Not the demiurge.
Only you!
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